Twitter : 15 Things We Don’t Want To Know : Day 4 > Record-Breaking Flatulation

…Or Won’t Admit We Want To Know –> Day 4

This is the fourth post in a series called, “15 Things We Don’t Want To Know (Or Won’t Admit We Want To Know)” in your Tweets. Well, honestly, some of these things may be interesting, but we don’t want to admit WE WANT TO KNOW.

I’ve seen this done at Football game hook-ups and while I can’t swear that it shows up on Twitter, I could certainly imagine it. Hey, anyone want to search the Tweets? Especially during the play-offs!

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Record-Breaking Flatulation

I can see it now. One of those awesome football plays, guys and gals all jump up and somebody (no one knows who) expels the remnants of the baked beans consumed an hour ago. While enjoying the interlude of sound, and the long interlude that it is, someone says, “Dude, that was awesome, like 3 minutes. I’m gonna tweet that!”

My suggestion? Pull out the smart phone and film it. Let’s all watch (and hear) it on YouTube, instead!