Twitter : 15 Things We Don’t Want To Know : Day 6 > Mosquito Legs

…Or Won’t Admit We Want To Know –> Day 6

This is the sixth post in a series called, “15 Things We Don’t Want To Know (Or Won’t Admit We Want To Know)” in your Tweets. Well, honestly, some of these things may be interesting, but we don’t want to admit WE WANT TO KNOW.

Today’s post was inspired by a true moment in life… just happened. Wait, aren’t many of the posts inspired by real life? Anyway… We are not in the bedroom, bathroom, or kitchen on this one, but we are in the house (versus outside the house).

Oh, before I forget – Feel free to add your own to the comment section 🙂

Mosquito Legs

We don’t mind that you have odd pets, even exotic pets, but we don’t want to know that you have a pet mosquito right before we are coming to visit your house. My daughter just announced that she had captured a pet mosquito and it has six legs. Fortunately I caught her before she sent it out in a tweet. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that I would love to help her blood-sucking friend expire a little more quickly than expected. After all, she has already named it.

My suggestion? Stick with pets that eat food other than human blood, and if you do have a pet mosquito, please don’t tweet it before I visit you. I don’t want to know.