Twitter : 15 Things We Don’t Want To Know : Day 1 > Toilet Time

…Or Won’t Admit We Want To Know –> Day 1

This is the first post in a series called, you guessed it, “15 Things We Don’t Want To Know (Or Won’t Admit We Want To Know)” in your Tweets. Well, honestly, some of these things may be interesting, but we don’t want to admit WE WANT TO KNOW.

I have to admit I am female and this list may inspire some of the male persuasion, and may give them some ideas for exciting status reports. Whichever persuasion you are – Enjoy! And, check every weekday this month (September) to get all 15.

Oh, before I forget – Feel free to add your own to the comment section 🙂

Toilet Time

We don’t mind knowing that you use your iPad, iPhone, Android, or laptop while performing your duties on the throne, in your private chambers, but please don’t tell us the moment you are on the throne. And, by all means, do not describe what the “duty” looks like. Honestly, the picture of some of you on the toilet may be more than we can handle.

My suggestion? Stick with the newspaper, then you won’t be tempted to tweet the status of your toilet excursion.

 

1 comment… add one
  • Madalyn Sklar Sep 12, 2011 @ 12:44

    What we all think but don’t have the guts to say out loud. I love it! You just made my day.

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