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Twitter : 15 Things We Don’t Want To Know : Day 7 > Loogie Length

September 20, 2011 by Deborah Anderson

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…Or Won’t Admit We Want To Know –> Day 7

This is the seventh post in a series called, “15 Things We Don’t Want To Know (Or Won’t Admit We Want To Know)” in your Tweets. Well, honestly, some of these things may be interesting, but we don’t want to admit WE WANT TO KNOW.

Ok, to many of you, this is just, no-other-word-for-it, gross. Hopefully we are stepping back into the bathroom, for a tissue, and not in a public place.

Loogie Length

We are really happy for you, that you were able to extract that mile-long loogie from your nose, but do we really need to visualize its substance and properties when you announce your loogie length on Twitter? Then, again, we don’t have to listen/read. And, possibly you could increase readership of your tweets with a “loogie length contest” (don’t forget to include YouTube).

My suggestion? Know your audience. If your followers are into loogie length contests, go for it! Otherwise, keep it in the tissue, please.

 

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