There are a few people that we may not desire to visualize in the same sentence as the word “thong.” Really, do you want to picture your mother or grandmother in a thong?
15 Things We Don’t Want To Know
The next time we share a cupcake with you, we do not want to be wondering where your hands were recently.
We don’t mind knowing that you use your iPad, iPhone, Android, or laptop while performing your duties on the throne, in your private chambers, but please don’t tell us the moment you are on the throne.